Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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