I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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