Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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