and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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