he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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