Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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