I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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