Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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