I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
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