About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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