Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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