I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just cropdusted the office
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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