I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
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