a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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