4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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