...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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