Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Randomize
