did you get engaged???
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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