After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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