12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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