I want to stick my p in your. b.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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