Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Shame is for Republicans.
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