I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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