I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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