..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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