If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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