i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
So apparently I’m into choking now
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