okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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