He uses pillows to masturbate.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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