Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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