Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Yo dont text me then not text me
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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