if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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