So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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