Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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