i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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