whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
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is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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