I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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