What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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