i dont even know how to be here
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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