Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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