i just made my gag reflex go away.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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