i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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