ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I need to wash the frat house off of me
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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