How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
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