So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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