another moral hangover. fuck.
Someone shit on the floor
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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