Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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