Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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