so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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