but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
she pinky promised me she was 18
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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