I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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